Toyota Drivers Suck
Ok so I had to say it…TOYOTA DRIVERS SUCK!!! What is it with you people that drive Toyotas? On the way into work this morning I was stuck behind a guy driving the puke brown Toyota van and there was foot traffic moving faster than his vehicle. This seems to apply to all Toyota drivers. For some reason when these people get behind the wheel all sense of speed and time seems to come to a screaching halt. If anyone reading this has ever been stuck behind a Toyota driver you will know exactly what I am talking about.
There is a theory thats been floating around for years. Most people seem to think that anyone who is unfortunate enough to be driving one of these pieces of junk has the illusion that they driving at regular speeds. A while back I read an article saying the average age of a person that purchases a Lexus is 60! Can you believe that 60 F#&*(^%$ years old?!?!? What the hell is Toyota doing? Its no wonder they drive this bad, they are manufacturing cars for the elderly. All a person has to do is take a look at the line up they make. THEIR CARS ARE ALL UGLY!
I apologize to anyone that is reading this and drives a Toyota, but if you do and you are one of the better drivers please sell your piece of crap and get into something else. So when the rest of the regular people in the world see you driving around town we dont flip you the bird!
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I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you down the road!
lol… ouch that’s harsh Stiffzz.
it is but you know its true.
Bruce thanks for the kind words. Glad you enjoy the articles.
lol…
I hear you on the “bad drivers”, but why slam the whole brand? Just because the driver is bad doesn’t mean Toyota is crap. I guess other car brands like Honda and BMW are crap as well and they should sell their crapand buy something better since they don’t know traffic rules.
you know i have tried to seperate the brand from the drivers but for whatever reason the two seem to go hand in hand. let me be a little more specific most people who drive Toyota cars (not trucks) are horrible drivers. that being said this does not seem to apply to Lexus drivers go figure
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